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  • LSUNoVa97443

  • U mad?

    Can't stay away huh sweet heart? LMAO.

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    ProUSC

  • In case anyone was wondering...this is why we get the low hanging fruit stopping by.

    ESPN all over USC's nuts this year..

    Already getting old. I certainly hope I dont see USC fans trashing ESPN for a long time....

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    TrojanWarrior1

  • Ban the jackass.

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    "Here are provided seats of meditative joy, where shall rise again the destined reign of Troy." Virgil

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  • ProUSC said...

    U mad?

    Can't stay away huh sweet heart? LMAO.

    Moar all caps

    I heard that is what kewl kids do

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  • TrojanWarrior1 said...

    In case anyone was wondering...this is why we get the low hanging fruit stopping by.

    I just want DV's

    And my hate for this fan base didn't start tonight

    Who here got a black card from daddy for their sweet 16 ?

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  • Does brody jenner post here ? Im in the mood for some bromance

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  • So when is hollywood gonna paint their sidewalks rainbows ?

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  • ProUSC

  • You guys should build a statue of OJ imo

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  • Mrguz70

  • LSU-NoVa said...

    Does brody jenner post here ? Im in the mood for some bromance

    Yeah, under the username 'Icky Trojan'

    Adamson651

  • At least half a dozen times a year I get a request for the post that talks about LSU fans smelling like corndogs. They come from Auburn, Alabama, Tennessee, Arkansas and every other SEC school. It's amazing that after all these years, it's still so popular. I usually run it here on Track'em Tigers every few years, because I get numerous requests. This season is no exception.

    After all these years, we still don't know the true identity of the author. An unknown Auburn person penned the very essence of the LSU Corn Dog six years ago. It was posted by a fan that goes by DeepBlue and appeared on the AuTigers.com web site.

    Without further ado, I give you the story of LSU and their fans who smell like corndogs...

    LSU fans smell just like corn dogs.

    Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.

    LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.

    I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something
    better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.

    I am afraid that they'll know I said it. I'll walk past an LSU fan
    someday, and he'll see that look in my eye that gives it away.
    That look that says, "gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?"
    The next thing you know, I'll have flat tires on my car.

    If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU
    fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.

    LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.

    I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you
    attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell
    like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, "Wow, LSU sure does
    have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game."

    It's hard. I know. It's like when you're having sex and you try to
    think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming.
    It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or
    whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: "Gee, I
    wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like
    a corn dog?"; or "Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying
    to make me think it is a real person?" or "What did that giant corn dog
    just say?" or "Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly
    like corn dogs smell?" or, of course, after a silencer:
    "Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?"

    Heck, after what I've heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better
    not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are
    nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That's okay.

    You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them.
    They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But
    don't be obvious about it. Somehow they know you're trying not to
    breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They'll likely
    punch you for that if they catch on to what you're doing.

    If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it'll permeate your whole
    body, and then you'll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But
    don't say, "Dang, now I smell like a corn dog." They take offense to
    that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff.
    Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get
    stitches or something. Just don't say it. If you do start smelling like
    a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?

    I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your
    kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around
    town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and
    sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in
    their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench
    or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that's
    dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as
    you drive - on some other weekend

    I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog
    stuff. What puzzles me most is that I've never actually seen any of
    these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there's no
    mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows?
    Maybe there's a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there.
    Maybe, there's a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume.

    Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply -
    kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird.
    The big political issue during the city election is whether they should
    add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don't comment on it
    though. It's not politically correct over there. It's like a
    malnutrition issue or something. It's like the corn dogs are probably
    added to the water to prevent starvation or something.

    I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you're thinking: "Ahhhh. Here I am
    in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'll bet the people here smell just like
    boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufe' or some fancy Cajun food." But just
    stop thinking that. That's just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.

    In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn
    dog odor. And don't try masking the odor with something stronger.
    They'll curse at you. They'll say something like: "WTF, how dare you
    smoke a cigar in my home," or "WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of
    corn dogs?" and they'll cuss out your kids too: "WTF!!! Little Mister
    fancy pants over here acts like he doesn't want to smell like corn dogs."

    Cajuns are not like us. Don't you see that, yet? They are really
    sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know
    they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all.
    I know, I know. We sniff the Bammers and the UGA Dawgs and the Ole
    messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don't press
    your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don't refer to Death Valley as corn
    dog valley either. I mean that's just wrong. Even if you've been
    drinking, they'll beat you up and curse out your kids.

    Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction -
    even if you're laughing about something else. Like baseball or football,
    or sex or whatever. If you can't control yourself and you must laugh
    though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their
    corn dog body odor from a distance or that you're choking on it or
    something. They'll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus
    building over just one snort.

    So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each
    other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams.
    You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed
    my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this
    Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.

    Enough with this corn dog talk. Let's play ball.

    http://www.trackemtigers.com/2010/10/21/1766675/the-telling-of-the-lsu-corn-dog-story

    The serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I can, And the wisdom to know the difference.

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  • Adamson651 said...

    Yeah, under the username 'Icky Trojan'

    Ha is that true ?

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    LSUNoVa97443

  • Not a LSU fan so sweet long post for nothing

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  • LSU-NoVa said...

    You guys should build a statue of OJ imo

    Nova, you letting that stuff from tBB get to you? What are you doing over here?

    GreeneTrojan

  • GreeneTrojan said...

    Nova, you letting that stuff from tBB get to you? What are you doing over here?

    Just messing with a select few

    Don't take it serial

    You know i don't hate USCw, just a few of your fans and i feel like having fun with them tonight

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  • LSU-NoVa said...

    Ha is that true ?

    Yeah, he's a huge USC fan. Rarely misses a game.

    Adamson651

  • GreeneTrojan said...

    Nova, you letting that stuff from tBB get to you? What are you doing over here?

    If you were nova would you want to hang out with the fans from Trailerhasse or the beautiful USC fans?

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  • Adamson651 said...

    Yeah, he's a huge USC fan. Rarely misses a game.

    Ha, word

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  • TrojanWarrior1 said...

    If you were nova would you want to hang out with the fans from Trailerhasse or the beautiful USC fans?

    Neither, you're both gay

    I hate most college kids in general, bunch of pretenders imo

    Cool post of trailerhassee too, you really got em good bro

    This post was edited by LSUNoVa97443 on 8/4/2012 at 12:51 AM

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  • LSU-NoVa said...

    Just messing with a select few

    Don't take it serial

    You know i don't hate USCw, just a few of your fans and i feel like having fun with them tonight

    If by fun you mean allowing us to use you like a blow up doll with 3-hole access. Then we agree.

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  • LSU-NoVa said...

    Just messing with a select few

    Don't take it serial

    You know i don't hate USCw, just a few of your fans and i feel like having fun with them tonight

    Careful or you'll get torqued. Then you won't be able to spar with TW during the season.

    GreeneTrojan

  • TrojanWarrior1 said...

    If by fun you mean allowing us to use you like a blow up doll with 3-hole access. Then we agree.

    More fail, but if you think getting mad at the internet is abusing me then i guess you won

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  • I think you're referring to this game a few years ago... Yea USC whooped that @$$. peace

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    usc vs fsu ncaa jimbeaninacan.wmv

    ncaa football 09 jimbeaninacan online ranked game

    http://www.youtube.com/v/aR0C-y7NMiw

    Mrguz70