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How come when dogs lick their balls it's called "taking a bath?" *I know...old George Carlin shtick* But when it's performed by humans it's a sexual act.
Have you ever seen a dachshund walk with an erection? Is it possible?
Slow work day I see!
Join the fight for YOUR liberty!
Actually, the complete opposite! That's when my brain goes off on these tangents.
1= the only time i seen my lil wiener get a woody is when he's humpin one of his stuffed animal toys. he bites the hell out of the back of it's neck and humps at the same time. first time he did this i say "what the hell you doin?", he says ""stuffed animal" get it?" hes a strange lil fucker.
2= every time i licked my balls around my Ex she would say "what do you need me for?", i told'er "kids!"
T-War.."taking a bath"? Who calls it that? When you give your dog a bath I hope you don't lick his balls, pretty sure that's a crime. Hopefully you stick his ass in the bathtub and he tries to jump out with the dog shampoo on his fur creating a sudsy watery mess in the bathroom ( always an exciting thing) or maybe you just hose that mongrel down in the backyard.
This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by icky trojan 12 months ago
Feelings get hurt, best not to have any!
Is the dog licking its own balls? This may be the differentiation. Its not a sexual act with dogs for the obvious reason; they cannot make a fist! Otherwise it would be on the sex offenders list for canines.
Secondly, if you could lick YOUR OWN balls, you instantly have carte blanche to call it whatever you wish!
Hope this helps
what? you mean, not everybody can? hmmmm.....
I was on a job in Portland in 1994 and the homeowners German Shepard was sitting on the deck about 20 feet away. licking his package with great vigor and relish
One of my crewmates said " Man, I wish I could do that"
Another guy said " You better make friends with that dog before you try it"
This post was edited by BlemBlam3 12 months ago
Yes the dog was bathing , err, licking himself...I thought mentioning "old George Carlin" shtick would be a dead giveaway. LOL
However, the dachsund with a boner visual fascinates me.
This post was edited by TrojanWarrior1 12 months ago
Sadly no. I blame it all on obesity...if we were all skinnier we (guys) could accomplish such a task. Instantly drinking, cheating on spouses, gambling, needless spending and over eating would all go away. That would directly affect acts of violence, aggression , crime and thoughts of suicide. Hell you could argue this would quell the debate for gay marriage and those that oppose. I mean who would need to get married in order to plant a goatee on their nuts. TW has raised......a serious question. I say we petition Michelle Obama....
I blame Roscoes and Okie Dog.
You found Okie Dog....without me?!!?
GOD BLESS OKIE DOG ON FAIRFAX!
I e been here almost 2 years...I was bound to stumble upon it, even if accidentally...
Next time send me an Oki Dog Special please...I'll pay for shipping.
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