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I heard a good one today. There are two things that have never been touched by Manti Te'o, his girlfriend and Eddie Lacy. Freaking Bama fans. LOL
Last season, the only thing more imaginary than Te'o's girlfriend was our 3rd and long defense.
you think lennay will let me borrow her invisibility cloak?
...or our tackling
Not Te'o but UND...
What two things do Notre Dame and marijuana have in common?
They're green and they get smoked in bowls!
This post was edited by NBTrojanPres 18 months ago
Getting back to the Te'o jokes. This is pretty amazing.
Baseball team offers Manti Te'o Girlfriend Bobblehead Night
Mike Foss, USA TODAY Sports
11:48a.m. EST January 18, 2013
The Florence Freedom is planning to give the first 1,000 fans at their May 23 home game Lennay Kekua bobbleheads.
Lennay Kekua is the recently discovered fake girlfriend of Manti Te'o. The Florence Freedom is an Independent baseball team from Florence, KY. Somehow, the Freedom have managed to make the weirdest story in recent memory just a little bit more absurd.
From the Freedom's press release:
"This will be the best kind of bobblehead a fan could get," Freedom General Manager Josh Anderson said. "Because now fans can make the bobblehead out to be whatever they want it to be." Yes Freedom fans, the boxes will be empty. But wait, there's more!
To add to the imaginary fun, section 115 will be blocked and reserved only for fans to sit with their imaginary friends, girlfriends/boyfriends or spouses.
There will also be a pretend kiss cam.
This is completely real -- non-imaginary -- marketing. It's also borderline offensive.
Clearly, the Freedom aren't too concerned by possible public backlash when the reward is national exposure.
This post was edited by StrakAttack 18 months ago
Too funny - get that attendance bump however you can!
This stuff is getting funnier daily. This guy might end up as the cover boy for Psychology Today.
You think he'd take the cover photo with or without lennay?
@TuckerMax: I'm not going to call it masturbating anymore, now I'm "fucking Manti Teos ex-girlfriend."
I'm sorry, but I LOVE how cover-ups getting busted up like this buying out the humor! I will never tire of these andectotes!!!MORE! MORE! MORE!!!
Join the fight for YOUR liberty!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MORE! MORE! MORE!!!
And there's this
too funny, from the Blue Board
This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by Kyod 18 months ago
It's the weed capital of the world. Long dreads. Girls with hairy armpits. Where there's hippies, there's weed - Oregon Duck Reuben Droughns
I thought the whole reason to go to Notre Dame in the first place was because you had an imaginary friend who died.
Here is another one on both Lance and Manti from SNL.
his facial expression had me rolling
A real mouth breather
The SNL skit was laugh out loud funny!
"It's what a brother would do for another brother"
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